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Recorded at Emeline Recordings, Whitstable by Ian Sadler in May 2012

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I sell halos to angels and horns to devils
I'll calm you right down if your blood is boiling like a kettle
You're angry and I'm like settle petal
Let me clear this mess up like I was Detol
I've got a degree in psychology
Didn't go to uni I learnt it for free
Don't need a bit of paper to tell me I'm clever
You need an education (yeah whatever)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Going round and round going nowhere fast
Everybody knows you can't blag this blagger
I speak clearly you won't hear me stutter

Hook

Jack of all trades master of none
I'm an armed robber but I've forgot my gun
Banana in my pocket I don't need no weapon
Jack of all trades master of none

Verse 2

I'm a modern day Del Boy round all the places
Selling hard hat turbans dollies out of suitcases
I'm in your area brushing shoulders with faces
And they're like there's that boy (oi) that always wears the braces
My idea I'll make you think that it's yours
Manipulation is the way to win wars
Political correctness I class that as chains
The bottom line is bull shit baffles brains
It's me it's me it it it's me
It's me it's me it it it's me
It's me it's me it it it's me

Instrumental break down

Scank! (Scream)

Verse 3

If I go broke you won't see me at them dole tills
I'll be in the white lab making mountains out of mole hills
The banker rings me up for his money back I say no deal
He asks why (huh huh) because I'm so ill
My idea I'll make you think that it's yours
Manipulation is the way to win wars
Were you born in a barn? Shut it divvy
If it's good enough for Jesus it's good enough for me

Hook

Jack of all trades master of none
Jump right in at the deep end but I've never swum
Lend us five quid I'll give you back one
Jack of all trades master of none

credits

from The Success Pill EP (2012), released June 6, 2012
Scott Picking - Lead Vocals
Jimbo Aglony - Guitar/Vocals/Screaming
David Thomas - Bass
Matt Verrell - Drums

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